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Abortion vs Employment

 It seems as if my tireless efforts in Florida have paid off! Gov. Rick Scott has focused on the singular issue that is most pressing in today's economy....abortion. This man has the gumption to do the things that are right, in the face of what others may think is wrong. Kuddos to you Rick, for putting your personal belief system above that of your constituants. They aparently are more concerned with the mundane pursuit of employment while Scott is looking out for their eternal souls! No matter that the living children are subject to their parent's inability to feed them, no! What matters is scaring the Bejesus out of those unfortunate women who want to sentance their unborn fetus to death.  "If you can't pay, don't play".

   Let this be a lesson to those who chose to flaunt God's will. Remember...every sperm is sacred !!!!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/18/rick-scott-jobs_n_863514.html 

 

Donald the Destroyer

   Well Folks, Donald the Destroyer has succeeded in making Obama (the Dodger) show his long form birth certificate! While this shows that Mr. Trump wields enormous power and obviously instills fear in the heart of the President, the issue is far from settled. If you look closely at the bottom of the document published today, you will find that it is merely a "True Copy", certified just this Monday. How ignorant does Obama think we are? They get some guy (with a convenient PHD after his name) to sign that he has seen the real thing in Hawaii! That is what we want to see! The real thing! At least Donald has him on the run and it won't be long before we    get to see the real document. Keep up the great work Mr. Trump!

   What's next for The Donald? I have it on good authority that he and Michelle Bachman will be teaming up together to finally prove, once and for all, that the 1969 Moon landing was faked! That's right, you heard it here first! His team of investigators has already secreted themselves into Houston and is hot on the trail of the lies and deceict that the Democrats spewed to make themselves look so good back then.

   Democrats beware! The Donald is coming after you!!!!

Dubyar

 

Back in the Saddle again!

Dear Readers,

    I'm back from Florida after 10 months. There was a battle being fought for the Governor and Senator and we won both! No doubt due to my vast influence in the behind the scenes manouvering... Anyway, it was a great victory for the forces of Conservatism over the extreme left wing liberals! Everyone can be proud of their contribution in dragging the Great State of Florida closer to the Fuedal State that it is destined to be! 

   We are, after all, The Regressive Party  and want to see all government entities regress back to a time when taxes were low or non-existant, even if there were no services as a result. Floridians are obviously tired of the "Nanny" state that has the Government making all of their decisions for them and voted in two ruthlessly conservative polititians whose task is to demolish the tax and spend policies of their predecessors. I wish them well.

   These are exciting times to be a Conservative Tea-Party member but even more so for a "Regressive". Let's work together to dismantle our government and take it back to 1899!   We may even have to start up a "Destruction Party" !

Keep up the good fight!

Dubyar

 

The Regressive Party Manifesto

  Currently, the United States of America has two political wings, the Right and the Left. It is well known that the Democratic Left seeks to destroy all that the Founding Fathers (Rightists) have given us: “ Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness”. The left will take us down the road to Socialism if nothing is done to stop them. On the Right, the main political party is the Republican, while secondarily; there are two other parties, Libertarian and Independent.

   If the country is to regain its prestige and power, as during the “Gilded Age” of the late 19th century, a new political party must be established, free from the encumbrances that all other parties have burdened themselves with, to wit: Popular Opinion. Popular opinion only serves to retard those efforts that are truly in the best interest of all our citizens. When most parties assemble a platform of beliefs, it is done to the lowest common denominator and therefore becomes a watered down version of what is really good for America.

   Be it resolved, that we, The Regressive Party, do hereby form to create a political Party based upon (most of) the principles of our Founding Fathers, unfettered by the stench and power of Public Opinion. We shall not be swayed by the ever changing whims and fashions of the general populace. We shall endeavor to return our country to its rightful position as leader of the free world and the bastion of right thinking.

   Our flag is symbolized by a large shining star with three, smaller stars on the Left, representing our kindred but less conservative co-parties. 13 Bars and Stripes shall continue to represent our original colonies.

 

 

 

                                                    OUR PLATFORM

 

 

1)     States rights shall be returned to their proper prominence. The Federal Government shall be returned to the duties as stated in Article One, Section Eight of the U.S. Constitution.

 

2)     All borders shall be sealed. Immigration shall be by strict adherence to Party policies. Border guards shall have “shoot to kill” authorization. Any illegal aliens found shall be immediately deported to the nearest border.

 

3)     Amendment One of the Constitution should be repealed and Christianity will be regarded as the official State religion. Our country was founded on Christian principles and they should become a matter of law.

 

4)     Amendment Two of the Constitution should be repealed and it shall become mandatory for citizens to “keep and bear arms”.

                                             

5)     Amendment Four of the Constitution should be repealed and appropriate sections of The Patriot Act shall be included.

 

6)     Amendment Sixteen of the Constitution should be repealed and no income tax shall be reinstated at any Federal level.

 

7)     The United States shall withdraw from the United Nations and immediately repossess all property held under that name within the United States.

 

8)     Roe v. Wade should be overturned and abortion shall become a felony.

 

9)     Birth control of any kind shall be declared illegal. Every sperm is sacred.

 

10)  Distribution of illegal narcotics shall become a Capital offense; possession of any illegal substances shall be a felony.

 

11)  All National Debts shall be cancelled. Suckers, you trusted us!

 

12)  Debtor’s prisons shall be instituted. Don’t pay, don’t get to play.

 

13)  None here, it’s unlucky.

 

14)  The Federal Reserve Bank should be eliminated and the Gold Standard shall be returned. “I don’t give a damn about a greenback dollar…”

 

15)  Article One, Section Eight of the Constitution should be amended to abolish the Postal System. Let private contractors provide that service.

 

16)  The Davis-Bacon Wage Act should be repealed. Communist Labor unions are to be abolished.

 

17)  Social Security shall be abolished.

 

18)  Medicare and Medicaid shall be abolished.

 

19)  All Banking and Stock market regulations shall be repealed. Caveat emptor.

 

20)  The Federal Department of Education should be repealed. Individual States shall regulate and pay for all education.

 

21)   Fox Network shall be the official State Network. If a public TV’s on, it’s gotta be Fox.

 

 

 

These are just a few of the Party Planks that we will use to build the greatest platform since the Guilded Age! Won’t you join us now and help contribute to the newest political entity, The Regressive Party.

 

            Contribute your thoughts today at www.theregressiveparty.com  where in 2012,

 

                      “We’re gonna Party like it’s 1899!”

 

 

                                   OFFICERS  

No Party is complete without the elected Officers that use the Party Platform to guide our way to its rightful place in the political spectrum. There are many fine candidates out there who would carry our banner high. Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Michael Reagan, Dick Cheney, Dick Armey are but a few to name. Won’t you please take the time to let us know your thoughts about them and others? What positions might they best serve? 

Together, we can make America whole again!

 

 

Thank You,

Dubyar,

Organizer and Chief Political Consultant

Editor, www.theregressiveparty.com

Last Updated (Thursday, 27 January 2011 18:35)

 
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